Clean, buff, buff, clean, Buff, Buff, clean.....ad nauseum.. I Pray that "Mother's" Mag and Aluminium Polish" 'Shines and
PROTECTS" in proportion to the hours I have invested in her shiny Vanity. BTW,
my Mother sewed that quilt. She too, invested beyond any possible Fair Market Value. at least evidenced in the quilt , and hopefully evidenced in ME, her youngest invention, circa 1961. If you think spending 30 plus hours polishing one piece of Aluminum is a neurotic obsession, well, crap, "I come by it Honest". I have invested more in Fat Girls and they were, at least, discreet and grateful. Let us hope I get a fair trade between investment and dependability.

Could not be the first time I was disappointed.